I love Lon Suder. He has Betazoid autism. He has a passion for orchids. He has an insatiable bloodlust. What more could you want in a man?
mutuals how fucking tall are you
I love Lon Suder. He has Betazoid autism. He has a passion for orchids. He has an insatiable bloodlust. What more could you want in a man?
Anonymous asked:
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
thunk answered:
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
Anonymous asked:
how can you tell if someone has had s*x before?
prohaloplayer answered:
our public school sex education programs are failing our youth
My current favourite character in Breath of the Wild is Pikango, the incredibly shit artist who turns up around Hyrule to badly paint landscapes and hint me towards my lost memories. If you just talk to him, he seems to be this amazing and talented painter, but like if you look at the canvas
I love him
Turns out someone on Reddit put together all of his paintings and the scenery they are supposed to be and it's exactly as glorious as I'd hoped, but I just had to screenshot my favourite, which is this horse:
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???
querched up white boy
i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”
yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”
out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”